Dear Family, Send Me Away

Okay, you guys–Mother’s Day is a’comin’ and I think I know what I want this year. I know I always say “nothing” or a simple “flowers, please!” And while I usually mean it, this year I want something different. Please see instructions below:

1. Gather three to five of my best gal pals.
2. Send us on one of these Mother’s Day Road Trips.
3. Do not accompany us on said Trip.
4. Make it so we return to a clean house and smiling children.

Thank you and Godspeed.

Love,

Mom