Listen, my kids are as cute and sweet and snuggly as they come.

They’re also loud, distracting, and their behavior in moving vehicles is probably considered criminal in some states. When my son was a toddler, he was infamous for removing his shoes and firing them at the back of my head while I was driving.

Go ahead, you can laugh.

Now stop and think about how dangerous that is! It’s not the kids’ fault; they’re one fry short of a Happy Meal until they’re, like, 25-years-old, so as the adult, we have to prepare ourselves for travel with young kids. These tips will keep our youngest passengers safe, but I can’t say the same for our sanity…